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If We Can Put A Man On The Moon, Why Can't We Put Metal In A Microwave!
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If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we put metal in a microwave!
-- Dr. Frazier Crane, Cheers
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If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we put all of the women there?
If we can send a man to the moon - why not Bill Clinton?
If we can send one man to the moon, why can't we send them all?
Well, I did say we'll put it out and we'll put it out when we can.
But I don't know what we can put out or when we can put it out. -- George Stephanopolou...
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft .
.. and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor....
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft.
..and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor. -- Wernher von Braun (1912-1977)...
ACME Space and Explosives - We can put anything in orbit!!!