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• Behind all the political rhetoric being hurled at us from abroad
  we are bringing home one unassailable fact -- [terrorism is] a crime by any civilized standard, committed against innocent people, away from the scene of political conflict, and must be dealt with as a crime....
• LETS WIN THE WAR ON CRIME ARM VICTIMS AND PUNISH CRIMINALS!!!
• What is a war criminal? Was not war itself a crime against God and humanity, and, therefore, were not all those who sanctioned, engineered, and conducted wars, war criminals?
  War criminals are not confined to the Axis Powers alone....
• Did you hear that orthopedist have reported the appearance of a new occupational disease epidemic to massage parlors.
  It's called penis elbow....
• We are not qualified to be your judges. We have no law to fit your crime.
  -- Picard to Kevin, "The Survivors", stardate 43152.4...
• And now, Crime-stoppers, let's repeat the "Crime-stopper's Oath"...
• The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns.
  Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose. -- James Earl Jone...
• We have to choose, and for my part I think it a less evil that some criminals should escape than that the government should play an ignoble part.
  -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. (1841-1935)...
• Rimmer: So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom
  and you're telling me you're completely sane? -- Red Dwarf - 'Quarantine'...