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If We Left The Bones Out, It Wouldn't Be Crunchy.
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If we left the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy.
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If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy now, would it?
Quote #196 If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it? -- Monty Pytho
Then we have number four. Number four: Crunchy Frog.
Why are we here? Because we are here. Roll the bones.
Professor: This is gonna be one hell of a bowel movement.
Afterwards, he'll be lucky if he has any bones left....
Burns: I don't know what's happening. It seems our profits have dropped 37%.
Smithers: I'm afraid we have a bad image, Sir. Market research shows people see you as something of an ogre....
Half-done: This is the best way to eat a kosher dill -- when it's still crunchy, light green, yet full of garlic flavor.
The difference between this and the typical soggy dark green cucumber corpse is like the difference between life and death....
half-done, n: This is the best way to eat a kosher dill -- when it's still crunchy, light green, yet full of garlic flavor.
The difference between this and the typical soggy dark green cucumber corpse is like the difference between life and death....
Half-done: This is the best way to eat a kosher dill -- when it's still crunchy, light green, yet full of garlic flavor.
The difference between this and the typical soggy dark green cucumber corpse is like the difference between life and death....