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• ...Strange smell!... Yes, that's the servant. He'll be gone. -- Mrs Pants and Edmund : Money
• Anything else, sir?" asked the attentive bellhop, trying his best to make the lady and gentleman comfortable in their penthouse suite in the posh hotel.
  "No. No, thank you," replied the gentleman. "Anything for your wife, sir?...
• When all else fails, spend money!
• The hardest to plow are someone else's field and one's own wife. -- Milorad Pavic
• Apu: So, you are the new cop on the beat. [sighing] OK, I know the drill
  what will it be? $100? $200? Marge: $200. [realizing] No, no!...
• GALAHAD: No. Look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!
  GIRLS: Yes, yes, let him Tackle us single-handed! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• If they'd had the Underground in Henry VIII's day "Tower Hill return, please.
  And a single for the wife....
• It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possesion of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
  -- Jane Austen (1775-1817)...
• There are currently two views about intelligent life on other planets in our universe.
  One says that if the folks on other planets are really intelligent, they would prefer not having a single thing to do with us....