If you are a young director, or wish to be, the number one thing you've got
to have is a screenplay. You can't win your millions on the roulette table
unless you've got a chip to put on the numbers--and your chip in the film
business is a script.
-- Michael Winner
Have you noticed that your body is playing little tricks on you lately? If
you are a boy, you may have noticed your legs, face, arms, and chest are
becoming covered with thick, black hairs and your voice may be beginning to
sound like a phonograph needle ruining your favorite stack of platters....