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• In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one-iron.
  Not even God can hit a one-iron. -- Lee Trevino...
• The devil would be the best way out as an excuse for God .
  .. But even so, one can hold God responsible for the existence of the Devil....
• Strike while the iron is ho
• Surely every human being ought to attain to the dignity of the unit.
  Surely it is worth while to be one, and to feel that the census of the universe would be incomplete without counting you....
• Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#9) Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
  Question 9: Which of the following do you prefer as a replacement for the current Microsoft slogan?...
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• bit-paired keyboard n.,obs. (alt. `bit-shift keyboard') A non-standard keyboard layout that seems to have originated with the Teletype ASR-33 and remained common for several years on early computer equipment.
  The ASR-33 was a mechanical device (see EOU), so the only way to generate the character codes from keystrokes was by some physical linkage....
• Greetings from Iron, Ore.
• If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, consider an exciting career as a guillotine operator!