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If You Are Given Two Contradictory Orders, Obey Them Both. -- Brintnall's Second Law
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If you are given two contradictory orders, obey them both.
-- Brintnall's Second Law
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1 - A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
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Each one orders two vodkas and immediately downs them....
Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.
-- Dr. Johnso...
Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run.
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