If You Are Young And You Drink A Great Deal It Will Spoil Your Health, Slow Your Mind, Make You Fat--in Other Words, Turn You Into An Adult.

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If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow
your mind, make you fat--in other words, turn you into an adult. Also, if
you want to get one of those great red beefy, impressive-looking faces that
politicians and corporation presidents have, you had better start drinking
early and stick with it.
-- P. J. O'Rourke

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