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If You Break 100, Watch Your Golf. If You Break 80, Watch Your Business. -- Joey Adam
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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
-- Joey Adams
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If you are shooting under 80 you are neglecting your busine
over 80 you are neglecting your golf. -- Walter Hage...
A hole is nothing, but you can break your neck in it.
The best you get is an even break. -- Franklin Adam
Watch your step! You are beginning to act competent.
I have a watch cat! Just break in and she'll watch.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks you for nothing.
-- Joey Adam...
You must know your limits to break through them.
A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.