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• Jargon Coiner (#9) An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon that we've just made up.
  * RHYMES WITH CYNICS: The final answer to any debate about how to pronounce Linux....
• If you are good for nothing else you can stil serve as a bad example -- Peter l. Berge
• The traditional two minute warning in games is given so that you can put the food in the microwave and finish cooking it just about the time the game is completed.
• You have an important role as a negative example.
• Law of Balance: Bad habits will cancel out good ones.
  Example: The orange juice and granola you had for breakfast will be canceled out by the cigarette you smoked on the way to work and the candy bar you just bought....
• If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not as an example.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• Falling in Love When two people have been on enough dates, they generally fall in love.
  You can tell you're in love by the way you feel: your head becomes light, your heart leaps within you, you feel like you're walking on air, and the whole world seems like a wonderful and happy place....
• Tour guide: Well, that's the tour. If you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer -- Lisa
  I have one. Tour guide: Yes? Lisa: Is the remarkably sexist drivel spouted by Malibu Stacy intentional, or is it just a horrible mistake?...
• We 'll have a swashing and a martial outside, As many other mannish cowards have.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act i, Sc. 3...