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If You Can't Boil Water, You Can't Grow Zucchini.
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If you can't boil water, you can't grow zucchini.
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You can watch a horse boil in a pot but you can't drink him.
The other day I heard that sponges grow in the ocean.
Can you imagine how deep the water would be if they didn't? -- Steven Wrigh...
Q: How do you make holy water? A: Take ordinary water and boil the HELL out of it.
Why be born again, when you can just grow up?
You can lead a horse to drink, but you can't make it water!
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.
Always make water when you can. -- Duke of Wellingto
If you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn't a horse.