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• When in trouble, obfuscate. -- Halgren's Solutio
• YOU TOO CAN MAKE BIG MONEY IN THE EXCITING FIELD OF PAPER SHUFFLING!
  Mr. TAA of Muddle, Mass. says: "Before I took this course I used to be a lowly bit twiddler....
• YOU TOO CAN MAKE BIG MONEY IN THE EXCITING FIELD OF PAPER SHUFFLING!
  Mr. Smith of Muddle, Mass. says: "Before I took this course I used to be a lowly bit twiddler....
• Quote #592 The job of formal methods is to elucidate the assumptions upon which formal correctness depends.
  -- Tony Hoare...
• Don't obfuscate your theses with extraneous verbiage. -- Grammar rules for the unenlightened
• If I can, can you?
• Also, never obfuscate your documentation with pretentious, ostentatious or histrionic language.
  -- Writing Rule 18...
• Cache me if you can . . .