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• All programmers are optimists. Perhaps this modern sorcery especially attracts those who believe in happy endings and fairy godmothers.
  Perhaps the hundreds of nitty frustrations drive away all but those who habitually focus on the end goal....
• If it weren't for optimists, pessimists would never know how unhappy they are.
• You have to kill a pessimist. Optimists usually take care of themselves.
• optimism n. What a programmer is full of after fixing the last bug and before discovering the next last bug.
  Fred Brooks's book "The Mythical Man-Month" (See "Brooks's Law") contains the following paragraph that describes this extremely well...