Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
If You Can't Say Something Nice, Say Something Surrealistic.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
If you can't say something nice, say something surrealistic.
Related:
If you can't say something nice, you're probably at the icecapades.
Someday I may surprise you and say something nice.... But don't hold your breath.
Anybody can say they'll do something, few actualize it.
Say something soft & sweet. Marshmallow.
Shock me, say something intelligent!
If you don't have something good to say about someone......... let's hear it.
As a candidate for national elective office the most dangerous thing you can do is say something during the campaign that the people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy...
If you can not say something far better than silence, than have the common good sense to let silence have the day.
Boy1: Hey, nice smile. Lisa: Thanks. Boy2: Hey, what are you talking to her for?
She's just going to say something weird. Lisa...