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• > if you cut here, you'll probably destroy your monitor &l
• lt;*>{}<*> The only reason you remember your name &l
  *>{}<*> <*>{}<*> is because everybody keeps yelling at you....
• Your brain -<*<- Your brain if you vote Conservative -<.&l
• Never trust your first impulse, for all too often it is good, and will ruin your reputation if you follow it.
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• Bet you can't stop reading here <--- I knew it...
• You may be redneck... if you cut your toenails in front of company.
• Your government is here to help you.........NOT!!!!!!!!
• I 'll charm the air to give a sound, While you perform your antic round.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act iv, Sc. 1...