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If You Cut One Inch Off A Board That Is One Inch Too Long, It Will Be One Inch Too Short.
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If you cut one inch off a board that is one inch too long,
it will be one inch too short.
-- Angel's Law Of Home Improvement
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Bart: Ohh, I only grew half an inch. I'm still too short.
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One inch of joy surmounts of grief a span, Because to laugh is proper to the man.
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A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.
5x11 inch paper cannot be understood. -- One Page Principle -- Mark Ardi...
One Page Principle: A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.
5x11 inch paper cannot be understood. -- Mark Ardi...
The One Page Principle: A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.
5x11 inch paper cannot be understood. -- Mark Ardi...
Farber's First Law Give him an inch and he'll screw you.
One inch of joy surmounts of grief a span, Because to laugh is proper to the man.
-- Francis Rabelais (1495-1553) -- Gargantua and Pantagruel, To the Reade...