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• Homer: [receives a sweepstakes junk mail with a `You may have already won' check] One million dollars!
  I'm rich! [rushes to the bank] Teller: Mr....
• If you have no confidence in self, you are twice defeated in the race of life.
  With confidence, you have won even before you have started. -- Marcus Garvey...
• You have just won the Davis Cup Playoff!!
• Did you hear about the cynical husband who says it's better to have loved and lost than to have loved and won.
• One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.
  -- The personal qualities you need to have in order to be a good lover -- Ava, age 8...
• I guess I've been so wrapped up in playing the game that I never took time enough to figure out where the goal line was -- what it meant to win -- or even how you won.
  -- Cash McCall...
• If you have never failed, you probably will not succeed, because even if you do, you won't know it.
• Marriages are based on believing you won the arguments.
• Have you had your reality check today? Don't worry, it's in the mail.