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If You Don't Like The Way I Drive, Stay Off The Street...the Sidewalk...the Lawn...
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If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the
street...the sidewalk...the lawn...
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If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!
If you don't like the way I drive, get out of the Batmobile.
I'll stay out of animals' way if they'll stay out of mine.
Hey you, get off my plate -- Roger Midnigh...
I already have a hundred gifts to distribute at Christmas--my Christmas seals have arrived .
.. I wanted our street to have the prettiest Christmas decorations in the neighborhood, so I strung colored balls from house to house all the way down the block....
Avoid that run down feeling. Stay on the sidewalk.
Aldebaran's great, okay, Algol's pretty neat, Betelgeuse's pretty girls Will knock you off your feet.
They'll do anything you like Real fast and then real slow, But if you have to take me apart to get me there Then I don't want to go....
I fought the lawn and the lawn won.
Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
I live on a one-way, dead-end street ...