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If You Don't Play Sports, You Don't Get To Make Beer Commercials.
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If you don't play sports, you don't get to make beer commercials.
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Then you must be Don Francisco's sister!
Ad Nauseam: Commercials that make you puke.
Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people. -- Don Corleone
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you
but if you really make them think, they'll hate you. -- Don Marqui...
Life, like beer, is merely borrowed. -- Don Reed
The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. -- Don Herold
If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.
-- Don Marqui...
Once you become famous, there is nothing left to become but infamous. DON JOHNSON
Beer won't love its sports car more than you. -- Men vs. Bee