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If You Get Gloomy, Just Take An Hour Off And Sit And Think How Much Better This World Is Than Hell.
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If you get gloomy, just take an hour off and sit and think how much better
this world is than hell. Of course, it won't cheer you up if you expect to
go there.
-- Don Marquis
Related:
Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.
-- Don Marqui...
Wolf's Law (An Optimistic View of a Pessimistic World) It isn't that things will necessarily go wrong (Murphy's Law)
but rather that they will take so much more time and effort than you think if they are not to go wrong....
If you want to cheer up, cheer up someone.
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you
but if you really make them think, they'll hate you. -- Don Marqui...
Marge: [panicked] I think I'll go get a picture of the plane taking off.
[struggles with her seat belt] Homer: Marge, what's wrong?...
Barney: I always hoped Bart would grow up just like us.
What happened? Moe: Aw, it ain't no mystery. The whole modern world's got a swishifying effect on kids today....
The successful people are the ones who can think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.
-- Don Marqui...
The successful people are the ones who can think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.
-- Don Marquis (1878-1937)...