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• You've reached the B&D Hotline. All our operators are tied up right now
  o if you leave a name, number, a list of transgressions, and bark like a dog, we'll get right back to you with your penance....
• Have you heard from your brain lately?
• All Right! Drop Your Carrier! We have You Surrounded!
• Homer: [reading] Then I heard the sound that all Arctic explorers dread.
  .. the pitiless bark of the sea lion! [gasp] He'll be killed!...
• Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
  Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!...
• Advertising is the art which promotes the idea within your head that you have wanted all your life something you have never even heard of before this time.
• Lisa: Mom, you've been cooking all night? Marge: [happy] Judge, jury, and executioner, all rolled into one, you are!
  Lisa: See, Dad, I told you Mom would have problems....
• And I heard Jeff exclaim, as they strolled out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all -- you take credit cards, right?
• You have a wonderful way of going out of your way to be wonderful.