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• The bus that left the stop just before you got there is your bus. -- John Corcora
• You need to upgrade your VESA local bus to a MasterCard local bus.
• You'd better beat it. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff.
  If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. -- Groucho Marx...
• Taxi Driver You talkin' to me? --Robert DeNiro
• The last rush-hour express bus to your neighborhood leaves five minutes before you get off work.
  -- John Corcora...
• You will be run over by a bus.
• If you anticipate bus delays by leaving your house thirty minutes early, your bus will arrive as soon as you reach the bus stop or when you light up a cigarette, whichever comes first.
  -- John Corcora...