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If You Have One Foot In Tomorrow And One Foot In Yesterday, You're Bound To Find Yourself Pissing On Today.
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If you have one foot in tomorrow and one foot in yesterday,
you're bound to find yourself pissing on today.
-- anonymous (Usenet FOAF)
Related:
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit. -- R.E. Shay
Today is yesterday's tomorrow and if you wait until tomorrow it will be today.
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Today is the yesterday you worried about tomorrow.
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday
You can't steal second base while keeping one foot on first.
