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• How do you get a manic-depressive out of a tree? Cut the rope.
• When you get right down to it, in the long run a short cut seldom is.
• Ned: Well sir, just apply a smidgen of peanut butter to an ordinary pinecone and you've got yourself a makeshift bird feeder, sir!
  Bart: I'm outta here, man. [starts to leave] Ned...
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• If you don't expect anything, it is quite likely that your anticipation will reach fulfillment, and you will get nothing.
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
• Bart: What's wrong, Dad? Homer: [strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart?
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• one knives and bearskins n. [from the Star Trek Classic episode "The City on the Edge of Forever"] A term traditionally used to describe (and deprecate) computing environments that are grotesquely primitive in light of what is known about good ways to design things.
  As in "Don't get too used to the facilities here....