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• Once at a dinner party when he was a young man, Winston Churchill, who at the time had a moustache, was seated next to an older woman.
  She said to him, "Young man, I care neither for your politics nor for your moustache....
• Anyone who has had a bull by the tail knows five or six more things than someone who hasn't.
  -- Mark Twai...
• Anyone who has had a bull by the tail knows five or six more things than someone who hasn't.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• Homer: [thinks to himself] She's been your wife for ten years, you've had three children together, it's time to be honest with her.
  [out loud] I'm not sure I love you any more....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Excerpts From The First Annual Nerd Bowl (#5) A commercial that aired during the live ASCII broadcast of the game
  Having trouble staying awake for weeks at a time working on that latest hack?...
• A liberal: someone who thinks he knows more about your experience than you do. -- James Baldwi
• Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.
  But you should never buy them clothes. Men believe they already have all the clothes they will ever need, and new ones make them nervous....
• Gifts for Men -- Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.
  But you should never buy them clothes. Men believe they already have all the clothes they will ever need, and new ones make them nervous....