If You Really Want To Annoy Your Neighbors And Worry Them No End, Cause Them To Sit Up Nights In Anxiety, Than There Is But One Way To Do It.

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If you really want to annoy your neighbors and worry them no end, cause
them to sit up nights in anxiety, than there is but one way to do it. Tell
the truth about them. Truth needs no embellishment and is always better
than any fiction possible.

If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. ARETINO
If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. -- Pietro Aretino
There are times when truth is stranger than fiction and lunch time is one of them.
Annoy a Conservative: Ask them to tell the truth!
Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
If truth is stranger than fiction, you must be truth!
Truth is shorter than fiction.
Truth is stranger than fictio

If You Really Want To Annoy Your Neighbors And Worry Them No End, Cause Them To Sit Up Nights In Anxiety, Than There Is But One Way To Do It.

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