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• You use unfamiliar words -- please re-phrase it, or try something else.
• 1] If at all possible, don't. Let someone else do it.
  2] Change majors. 3] Insert/remove blank lines at random spots, re-compile, and execute....
• Quote #441 Whenever things get tough, C++ wimps out and forces another pointer indirection.
  Of course, this 'solves' the problem for the C++ implementor, but throws a much larger problem over the fence onto the poor application writer and/or memory manager, who is now forced to deal with a much higher load of smaller objects....
• Shit Happens' according to... Capitalism: Shit happens, and it'll cost you!
  If you're gonna sell that shit, at least make a profit....
• SHUT YER FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT!!!
• At least you can always use my code as a bad example.
• Never write it in C if you can do it in `awk'. (*) Never do it in `awk' if `sed' can handle it.
  (*) Never use `sed' when `tr' can do the job....
• I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• At least 75 times in your life, someone will tell you that something is "for your own good.
  It will never be for your own good....