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• You are confused!
• You use unfamiliar words -- please re-phrase it, or try something else.
• I'm as confused as you are.
• You are confused; but this is your normal state.
• You are getting more and more confused.
• The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.
• The Algol compiler used at Case Institute of Technology, after finding 25 errors in the source (e.
  g., like you spelled BEGIN as BEGNI), would print "At this point, we suggest you try re-reading the manual....
• Fairly boring message:) This is John. I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave a message at the tone, I'll return your call.
  (Now, re-record the message every morning. Frequent callers will notice that something sounds different, but will be confused since the words are exactly the same....