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If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.
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Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
Buzz: Homer, you broke the handle. Race: With that hatch open, we'll burn up on re-entry!
That's it: if I go, I'm taking you to hell with me....
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you've been low-level debugging ethernets for a week and you see two people at a table trying to pick up the same jar of butter and you directly wonder if they are using the correct CSMA/CD algorithm to avoid a re-collision.
Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
You use unfamiliar words -- please re-phrase it, or try something else.
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit. -- R.E. Shay
Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it, I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love so much.
[at Moe's, everyone, including Moe, is dressed like 1800s military generals] Moe...
Don't investigate this too closely. -- Don Bellisario, re: "Quantum Leap