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If your message arrives late, you keep the tagline as our free gift!
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Act now and get a free gift with that tagline!
Peace is not necessarily God's gift to you, it is your gift to others and their gift to you.
If you can read this tagline, it is already too late....
Love letters, business contracts and money due you always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.
Your gift is princely, but it comes too late, And falls like sunbeams on a blasted blossom.
-- Suckling...
Mandatory tagline not required for this message.
This tagline is confused - it thinks it's a message.
Computer generated voices:) 1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone right now.
2: Yeah, nobody but us machines! 1: Right, just us machines, but don't hang up!...
Please stand for the Nation Anthem: O Canada Our home and native land True patriot love In all thy sons' command With glowing hearts we see thee rise The true north strong and free From far and wide
O Canada We stand on guard for thee God keep our land glorious and free O Canada we stand on guard for thee O Canada we stand on guard for thee Thank you....