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If You See A Lawyer On A Bicycle, Why Shouldn't You Hit Him? It Might Be Your Bicycle.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why shouldn't you hit him?
It might be your bicycle.
Related:
NEVER swerve to hit a lawyer riding a bicycle -- it might be your bicycle.
You can share your Bicycle with your friends.
-- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a man number 5...
If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.
-- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 13...
You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.
-- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 2...
If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it. -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a man number 12
You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
You will. -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 18...
You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.
-- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 25...
If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
-- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a man number 26...
The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.
-- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 28...