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If You Sold Tombstones, No One Would Die.
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If you sold tombstones, no one would die.
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If you sold umbrellas, it would never rain.
You wouldn't fit and would die if you could.
We now return you to...The Thread That Would Not Die.
If a schlemazl sold umbrellas, it would stop raining
if he sold candles, the sun would never set; and if he made coffins, people would stop dying....
If the situation were reversed, would you not die to avoid capture?
I don't know, I might. If I thought it was necessary, if the stakes were high enough, but they'd have to be pretty damn high....
To execute great things, one should live as though one would never die. -- Vauvenargues (1715-1747)
You die...
One of your most ancient writers, a historian named Herodotus, tells of a thief who was to be executed.
As he was taken away he made a bargain with the king...
One of your most ancient writers, a historian named Herodotus, tells of a thief who was to be executed.
As he was taken away he made a bargain with the king...