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If You Stand Close Enough To Him, You Can Hear The Ocean.
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If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
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Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
If you can still hear the music, it's not loud enough!
If you look just close enough, you can see anything you want.
You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit.
If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind....
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
-- Abraham Lincol...