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• Anything you do can get you fired; this includes doing nothing.
• It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole!
• Never run away from a gun. Bullets can travel faster than you can.
  Besides, if you're going to be hit, you had better get it in the front than in the back....
• If you subtract your pulse rate from your I.Q., you get your "blood-intelligence level.
  This is the rate at which you decide not to do something which might make you bleed....
• Look before you run into a pole.
• You see, you know they say that somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it?
  Yeeees.... Well, I thought if I _owned_ the bullet with my name on it, I'd never get hit....
• EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN CORPORATE AMERICA Part 2 of 2 17.
  All things being equal, fat people use more soap. 18....
• LaForge: "So, this alien space-baby, which is about the size of a four story building, *really* felt the Enterprise was its mother.
  Scott: "Oh, you're pulling an old man's leg!" LaForge...
• I can assure you that size will not be a problem. -- Worf