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  Karen! Donald! Let's go bowling tonight! And don't worry about shoes....
• Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger.
  He said he was about to die and wanted to tell someone about the treasure....
• Rooney: Well, I hope you're all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of naive movie folks -- folks from a Hollywood where values are.
  .. different. They weren't thinking about the money....
• If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. ARETINO
• You tell 'em Chloroform, You can put them to sleep.
• Q: How can you tell Intel engineers are all circumcised?
  A: None of them seem to mind a little bit missing off the end....
• Hi, you've reached 1-900-CALL-BREN, my personal message line where you can talk to me, Bren.
  I'll tell you all about how I'm suffering in between sports seasons and about my part time hobby of being a power forward for the Portland Trailblazers....
• The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.
  -- Frank Zappa...
• All phone calls are obscene. -- Karen Elizabeth Gordo