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If You Tell A Lie, Always Rehearse It. If It Don't Sound Good To You, It Won't Sound Good To Anybody.
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If you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you,
it won't sound good to anybody.
-- Satchel Paige
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