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• Smile, or I'll kill you.
• If truth is stranger than fiction, you must be truth!
• If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
  Virginia Woolf (1882-1941) "The Moment and Other Essays" (1948)...
• Quote #514 Basically, I have this theory that there are five kinds of truth.
  (This is Joe's Theory of the Five Truths.) There is the truth you tell to casual strangers and acquaintances....
• Smile! Cthulhu is ignoring you!
• Smile, Cthulhu loathes you!
• Smile, if you are Jesus.
• Smile, Cthulu Loathes You.
• Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. -- Murphy's laws on sex