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If you think Windows is slow, try Norton DeskTop!
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No, no, no. You mean 286 and 386's are too slow, not Windows.
Are you scared of speed? If so, then try Windows 95.
If speed scares you, try Micro$oft Windows.
WINDOWS you think they'll get it right?
X windows: It's not how slow you make it. It's how you make it slow.
The windowing system preferred by masochists 3 to 1....
You think you have problems? My sundial is running slow.
Try DEL C:\WINDOWS\*.*
You think paying an expert is expensive? Try an amateur!
If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try different position.