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• Did you know that if you took all the economists in the world and lined them up end to end, they'd still point in the wrong direction?
• If you took all of the grains of sand in the world, and lined them up end to end in a row, you'd be working for the government!
  -- Mr. Interesting...
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Monica is in her bed but can't fall asleep] Monica (voiceover)
  If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes....
• Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
• ecurity through obscurity (alt. `security by obscurity') A term applied by hackers to most OS vendors' favorite way of coping with security holes -- namely
  ignoring them, documenting neither any known holes nor the underlying security algorithms, trusting that nobody will find out about them and that people who do find out about them won't exploit them....
• I went to the beach a couple of times in New York City.
  Tough summer out there, but I was pretty excited....
• To shake people up, to wake them from their sleep, while knowing you are committing a crime and that it would be a thousand times better to leave them alone
  ince when they wake, too, you have nothing to offer them... -- E.M. Ciora...
• Since I've seen this *several* times in this group, the actual context of the God is dead quotation of Nietzsche
  The Madman. -- Have you ever heard of the madman who on a bright morning lighte d a lantern and ran to the market-place callin out unceasingly...