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If You've Got Water On The Knee, You're Not Aiming Straight!
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If you've got water on the knee, you're not aiming straight!
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Arthur, You are a knee biter!!
Good gun control is when you hit what you were aiming at.
There is really no use in aiming high in life if you are too lazy to pull the trigger.
Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....
Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? He got re-possessed!
Q: Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? A: He got re-possessed!
Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?