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• I have half a mind to give you a tagline!
• Baby Sitters: Girls you hired to watch your TV!
• Watch less TV.
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• Law of Reruns: If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.
• If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.
  -- Law of Reru...
• I don't watch it, but I know enough to comment on it.
• You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half, you give what's left.
  -- Yogi Berra...
• I used to watch TV, then I bought a modem.