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If You Want The Best Seat In The House, Move A Cat.
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If you want the best seat in the house, move a cat.
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My opponent's best move is my best move.
Everyone is in the best seat. -- John Cage
So how long have you been working at a cat house?
And the plural of house is....CAT.....'Hmmmm'
The best exercise for a cat is another cat.
Best you take my advice...before the cat eats it.
The Hostess will seat you now.
Cat philosophy: It doesn't hurt to ask for what you want.
You don't want to come back from Sorrento to a dead cat.
