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• Don't tell your friends their social faults: they will cure the fault and never forgive you.
  -- Logan Pearsall Smith...
• What is more mortifying than to feel that you have missed the plum for want of courage to shake the tree?
  -- Logan Pearsall Smith...
• There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it.
  Only the wisest of people achieve the second. -- Logan Pearsall Smith...
• It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
  -- Jerome K. Jerome...
• The vitality of a new movement in art or letters can be pretty accurately gauged by the fury it arouses.
  -- Logan Pearsall Smith (1865-1946)...
• Those who set out to serve both God and Mammon soon discover there is no God.
  -- Logan Pearsall Smith...
• The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of the blood.
  -- Logan Pearsall Smith...
• Most people sell their souls and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.
  -- Logan Pearsall Smith (1865-1946) "Afterthoughts" (1931)...
• People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading. -- Logan Pearsall Smith (1865-1946)