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If You Want To Get High On Pot, Stand On A Toilet.
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If you want to get high on pot, stand on a toilet.
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POT LUCK -- Finding the pay toilet door ajar.
If you cannot stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
If you can't stand the heat, get a Pool.
If you can't stand the heat, get back to the kitchen.
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the oven.
SGP: Shit or Get off the Po
America is a melting pot. You know, where those on the bottom get burned, and the scum rises to the top.
-- Utah Phillip...
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.