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"If you want to keep the beer real cold,
put it next to my ex-wife's heart"
-- Stupid country song titles #11

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My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him" -- Stupid country song titles #12
Don't cry down my back baby, you might rust my spurs" -- Stupid country song titles #4
I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart" -- Stupid country song titles #8
If you get the feeling that I don't love you, feel again" -- Stupid country song titles #6
I loved her face, but I left her behind for you" -- Stupid country song titles #14
It's commode huggin' time in the valley" -- Stupid country song titles #10