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• But then again, Holland is a country where you buy your marihuana at a coffee-shop, your porn mags & video's at a petrol-station and hamburgers at an electronics store, so whadja want?
  -- Ralph 'Hairy' Moonen, AT&T, Holland(?)...
• Shop, shop 'til you drop.
• Young lovers, shop around before you buy. Puppy love is often the prelude to a dog's life.
• You may be redneck... if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
• You may be redneck... if your wife would rather fish than shop.
• Your dog finds you repulsive.
• If you don't know what you want, go to an antique shop - they've got it.
• If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do
  Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. -- Comedian Jay Leno...
• If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do
  Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet." -- Jay Leno...