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• Do you know what I learned from you? I learned what is possible, and now I must hold out for what I thought we had.
  I want to be very close to someone I respect and admire and have somebody who feels the same way about me....
• Bart: Lisa, I gotta tell somebody. I was at the Quimby compound yesterday when that frog waiter got whacked.
  I _know_ that Freddy Quimby is innocent....
• Wiggum: Enough of your borax, poindexter! We need action -- [fires his gun six times through the wall] Take that, you lousy dimension!
  [the bullets fly toward Homer, but spiral around the widening hole and get sucked into it] Home...
• Hello and Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline ** If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
  If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2....
• Someone can always be found, lurking about out there in the bushes somewhere
  who can tell you what you intended to say far better than you can, so be very careful what you say when outside, walking around among bushes....
• Crowd: Two! Four! Six! Eight! Homer's crime was very great!
  [pause] "Great" meaning "large" or "immense", We use it in the pejorative sense!...
• DO YOU HAVE A RESTLESS URGE TO PROGRAM? *** Do you want the instant respect that comes from being able to use technical terms that nobody understands?
  Do you want to strike fear and loathing into the hearts of DP managers everywhere?...
• Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
  Look at the way they admire and adore him....
• Picard: "Q, what is it you really want?" Q: "Well since you know so much about the Q, I thought you'd be the perfect person to introduce me to the child.
  Let her know that she can...trust me." -- "True Q", Stardate 46192.3...