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I Got My Driver's License Photo Taken Out Of Focus On Purpose.
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I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when
I get pulled over, the cop looks at it, moves it nearer and farther,
trying to see it clearly, and says, 'Here, you can go.'
-- Steven Wright
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