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I Guess The Hard Thing For A Lot Of People To Accept Is Why God Would Allow Me To Go Running Through Their Yards, Yelling And Spinning Around.
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I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me
to go running through their yards, yelling and spinning around.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
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