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• The [Democrats] talked about putting people first. Well
  hey put people first unless you happen to be a spotted owl or a giant garter snake or some other endangered species and then that seems to have priority....
• Absolutely. I certainly hope I am. -- Vice President Dan Quayle on whether he is still on the -- Republican ticket.
  (Newsweek, August 10, 1992.)...
• I got through a number of things in the area of defense, like showing the importance of cruise missiles and getting them more accurate so that we can have precise precision.
  -- Senator Dan Quayle referring to his legislative accomplishments....
• We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.
• If you elect Bill Clinton and Al Gore that would be a disaster for agriculture.
  What Bill Clinton says he'll do, well, I'll tell you what I'm going to do is to give a lot of balance to the interest here in California....
• I will describe] where I come from and what kind of a house I lived in when I was a kid
  how many public schools that I went to - five elementary, two high schools - product of a public school system, two jobs in college, went to night school, worked my way through law school....
• That's solid. There, you see how much I learned. -- Vice President Dan Quayle when when visiting a welding class at a vocational school in Union, Missouri.
  He welded two scraps of metal together to demonstrate how much he had learned while in the National Guard....
• Dick [Cheney] and I have something in common. That is that we both overmarried.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle....
• I, I can't tell you exactly what we do on that pain and suffering in the ---- [He then looked off-stage to Kevin Moley
  he deputy secretary of the Department of health, for advice] Kevin, what do we do on the pain and suffering on our malpractice proposal?...